Quite. Well., I haven’t met the lady myself, but before she came we just had nice quiet larcenies, dopings, muggings, and the like. But since her arrival, it’s been shootings, abductions, and now murders – the lot. I suppose you wouldn’t like to take her back to London with you and give us all a rest?

When somebody’s too smooth like he is, then somebody else is going to get the rough of it I always say.

Knowing themselves to be faultless, they make it their mission to detect the myriad faults in others, against which they wage incessant tongue.

I mean it, it’s another gap in your education. Until you can learn to understand her, you’ll get nowhere as a detective. She’s everybody’s conscience, Bob—the universal maiden aunt, cousin or sister. Humanity’s backbone. Throughout history, she’s gone to the stake for you again and again; not with any sense of heroism, but as a matter of principle and because it would never occur to her to do anything else.

Quite. Well., I haven't met the lady myself, but before she came we just had nice quiet larcenies, dopings, muggings, and the like. But since her arrival, it's been shootings, abductions, and now murders--the lot. I suppose you wouldn't like to take her back to London with you and give us all a rest?